Q:Do you have the lyrics from your rap in TM… A:kstraub bout to drop mechanical sciencelik… http://formspring.me/krisstraub/q/284159147

Q:Is Tweet Me Harder completely improvised, … A:Some of it is planned out, but lately it’s… http://formspring.me/krisstraub/q/284207088

RT @beatonna: haha WHAT rt @h_m_m 1944 paper: “Would You Know Hitler’s Face if He Settled in Western Canada?” http://bit.ly/be8VrQ

Q:Grats on the PA comic. :) Will your new fame go to your head?… A:I SHAN’T ADDRESS YOU MINION http://formspring.me/krisstraub/q/284204564

Q:When you throw parties, do you bring out y… A:Ha ha! Yes! Because Straub isn’t pronounce… http://formspring.me/krisstraub/q/284167649

We’ll also have a very special guest. @krisstraub will be sitting in! #dnd /via @PADnD

just received a 419 spam from the desk of “Mr. Cootereli Macshane”

“There’s been a thirty percent reduction in my fear of spirits.”

suing james cameron for plagiarizing my story for avatar. in mine, a man strives to do the right thing against all odds

good morning internet!! i had a great weekend. now i have a ton of writing to do.